He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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