apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Too much gin, very little bucket
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
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