He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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