there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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