I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
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there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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