This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
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We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
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Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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