Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
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Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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