I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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