just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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