Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
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Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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