If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
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I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
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It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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