I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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