i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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