you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i used baking grease as lip gloss
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
The uberlube is also flammable
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?