Have you finally orgasmed yet?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
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He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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