Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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