So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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