so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
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i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
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I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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