Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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