Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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