some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
they're like a gay fantastic four
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I'm like, not good at living.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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