You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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