is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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