No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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