Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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