She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Boobs are out for the taking
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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