R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
