I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
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Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
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Two words: blizzard sex
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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