For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now