is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.