Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
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You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!