Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
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Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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