i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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