i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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