Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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