Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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