Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
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She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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