fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
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This gyro tastes like lonliness
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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