If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
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1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
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I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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