shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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