too bad you live with your parents still
and you said cock pushups were impossible
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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