WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
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Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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