i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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