check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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