Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
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I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
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Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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