i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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