How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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