she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
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He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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