I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
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you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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