I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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