He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
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James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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