rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
NoShamevember. You game?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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