We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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