it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
