No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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