No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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