I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
sarcasm needs its own font
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Randomize
