Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
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I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
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I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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