So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
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