You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
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The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
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Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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